The scream

In the calm before the storm
Silence reigns
The breeze is gentle
The wind a comforting whisper

In the calm before the storm
Everything is magnified
Every action drawing attention
Every sigh like rolling thunder

In the calm before the storm
The edges blur
The skies open
Revealing heaven

In the calm before the storm
The chaos is within
The earth trembles
Darkness roars
With benign malignancy

In the calm before the storm
It grows cold
The clouds gather
The hearts of men waver

In the calm before the storm
The universe holds its breath

And in the calm within the storm
Every fibre of my being
Unleashes a primal scream

Taggeristissimo

Tagged by Rachelle and Eu Fern.

Rule: The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover. Tag 8 other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog. If you are tagged the second time, there is NO need to do this again. Lastly, and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.

Gender of perfect lover: Phenotypically female (preferably an XY with defective androgen receptors/defective testosterone-DHT enzymes because they're supposed to be hot).

A perfect lover would:
1. NOT have a click in her name.
2. Put the ME into Aweso.
3. Scream like this:
4. Laugh at Bob because he stole our cookie. Haha, Bob. Haha.
5. Make awkward sexual advances not war.
6. Ruin an emo kid's day by making him smile.
7. Love Facebook Flair as much as I do.
8. Love me for being overly technical just so that she can shut me up. XD

I tag:
1. A. A. A. D'Artagnan Umslopagaas Dynamite Macaulay, London.
2. Mrs Belcher Wack Wack
3. Sugarporn Poopattana, New York City.
4. Orange Marmalade Lemon, Wichita, Kansas.
5. F. G. Vereneseneckockkrockoff, San Francisco, California.
6. John Senior, Jr., New York City.
7. Pafia Pifia Pefia Pofia Pufia da Costa, Brazil.
8. If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebones, London.

And everyone else on http://f2.org/humour/language/oddnames.html.

P.s. To understand any of the above, you have to click on the links. =P